1 is the number of times I have fed Topsy sultanas (as in today is the first day).
30 is the number of sultanas I thought he swallowed whole. 500appears to be the number of sultanas he actually swallowed whole. 5 is the number of sultana-filled nappies I haved changed in the last five hours. 0is the number of pooped sultanas that were properly digested. 0 is also the number of times I will ever eat sultanas again.
BTW, if any of you thought I said a swear in my previous post, please see the extra note I added!!
Posted by michelle ::
7:53 pm ::
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